This snow plow driver from North Dakota got married. He and his new Bride prepared for their wedding nite. He watched for a while as she spread three different kinds of creams and then a white foam in preparation for their love making. She finally announced that she was ready. The man then asked if she still had that string of pearls necklace that he admired so much.
She replied, «Well, yes darling, I do. But what in the world would you need it for at a time like this?
He looked again at all her «preparations» and replied, «Ain’t no way I’m gonna try to go into a mess like that without chains.»
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