The Pope was working on a crossword puzzle. He thought and thought about one clue, finally gave up and asked the Cardinal next to him, «What’s a four letter word, ending in U — N — T that means ‘woman’?»
The Cardinal was working on his own puzzle and didn’t even bother to look up. «*A*unt, your Holiness.»
The Pope didn’t speak for a second. «Oh.» He paused. «Do you have an eraser?»
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