The blind daters had really hit it off and
The blind daters had really hit it off and, at the end of the evening as they were beginning to undress each other in his apartment, the fellow said, “Before we go any further, Charlene, tell me – do you have any special fetishes that I should take into account in bed?” “As a matter of fact,” smiled the girl, “I do happen to have a foot fetish – but I suppose I’d settle for maybe seven or eight inches.”
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