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Isaiah: Aren’t you supposed to be working?

Nancy: I just thought I would take a break and Surf the web a little.

Isaiah: You’d better be careful which sites you visit. You know that Big Brother is watching.

Nancy: The boss told us that, but I don’t believe it. They’re not going to care if I read a Blog or check out a Forum once in a while.

Isaiah: That may be, but I would suggest clearing your History and your Cache after you do that. You never know when someone is going to be Checking up on you.

Nancy: Listen, I’ve Installed plug-ins and Downloaded programs I’m not supposed to onto this computer, and I’ve never gotten into trouble. I think the boss is just using Scare tactics to keep us from Messing around When we’re supposed to be working.

Isaiah: Like I said, you can Dig your own grave if you want to. Vivian was shopping on the Internet on her work computer a couple of weeks ago, and some Questionable pop-ups opened when she moved to a new tab. She didn’t notice it, and when the boss went onto her computer to get a document while she was at lunch, he saw it. She was In hot water.

Nancy: Don’t worry. I know what I’m doing. I know how To cover My tracks.



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