The newlyweds arrived at the front desk of the posh ocean-side resort in Hilton Head, South Carolina, looking all fresh, and eager to enjoy their two week vacation/honeymoon.
The stunning blonde at the front desk smiled and said, «Well, hi Jimmy, how ya been lover? Long time no see.»
A frosty silence prevailed until the couple reached their room. Once inside, the piqued bride demanded: «And just who was THAT woman?!?!?»
The groom wiped his brow and said, «Just relax honey. Please! I’m going to have enuff trouble explaining you to her.»Some explaining