These are supposedly actual quotes taken from around the world.
«That race was all about competition.» — David Coleman, ITV
«And I can see the strong wind blowing the sun towards us.» — Brian Johnson, BBC Radio 3
Mark Goodier: What’s the name of the company you work for?
Listener: Mining and Engineering Services. Mark Goodier: So, what kind of work do they do; is it mining and
Engineering services? — BBC Radio 1
«Marling — unbeaten in her three victories.»
Peter O’Sullivan, BBC2 TV: «Both drivers are fundamentally wearing white helmets.»
James Hunt, BBC2 TV: «A church spire nestling among the trees…there’s probably a church there too.» — Richie Benaud, BBC2 TV
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