«Welcome to Entropy Burgers — may I take your order?»
«I put in disorder a long time ago. The service here is getting worse all the time.»
«My experience Gibbs me reason to believe you.»
«I know the waitress who asked that, too. Her name’s Ellen Omega. She really made me thermally dynamic. So, I asked her out. I tell you, when she don’t like you, she really Boltz, man. Women like that are never distributed normally among the population.»
«What kind of Poisson would say something like this?»
Диалог у парикмахера.
My favourite day of week.
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- Значение идиомы steal one’s thunder[steal one’s thunder] {v. phr.} To do or say something, intentionally or not, that another person has planned to say or do. Fred intended to nominate Bill for president, but John got up firstand stole Fred’s thunder. Mary was going to sing «Oh! Susanna,»but Ellen did it first and Mary said Ellen had stolen her ... Читать далее...
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