My name is Brown
A tipsy guy in a bar stood and made the following speech, “I am white from head to toe. I am rich and I am handsome. My name is Brown. B-R-O-W-N.” Thoroughly annoyed, Sam retorted, “My name is Sam and I am white from head to toe. Except my asshole. Which is brown. B-R-O-W-N.”
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