John receives a phone call. «Hello,» he answers. The voice on the ot other end says, «This is Susan. We met a party about 3 months ago.» John: «Hmm… Susan? about 3 months ago?» Susan: «Yes, it was at Bill’s house. After the party you took me home. On the way we parked and got into the back seat. You told me I was a good sport.» John: «Oh, yeah! Susan! How are you?» Susan: «I’m pregnant and I’m going to kill myself.» John: «Say, you ARE a good sport.»
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