I know I haven’t known you very long and I shouldn’t be asking you for this so soon, but I really need it badly. I haven’t had it for a while and I can already feel it going in good and hard and coming out nice and soft. If you would do this for me no one would ever know. I am sure you can satisfy my needs and I’d be very grateful if you would. I am very desperate and I need your help. You must think by now that I have a lot of nerve but I can feel my tongue wrapping around it and sucking out all the juices until it’s very dry. I am not going to beat around the bush any longer so…
Do you have a piece of gum?
The internet.
Travelling.
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- Перевод слова gratefulGrateful — благодарный, признательный; приятный Перевод слова Grateful heart — благодарное сердце grateful letter — благодарственное письмо in grateful ecstasy — в порыве благодарности grateful drink — приятный напиток the grateful sense of quiet and seclusion — безмятежное ощущение тишины и уединения I am Grateful to you for your help. Благодарю тебя за помощь. I ... Читать далее...
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I know I haven’t known you very long and I shouldn’t be asking