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Greetings prospective White House interns!

Greetings prospective White House interns! This year, our program is heading into its 69th year of bringing America’s best and brightest to the Nation’s Capitol to help the “Head Man” do his job. We expect that 1998 will be the most exciting one yet! Why, you might be asking yourself, do I want to be a part of this demanding, yet rewarding program? Check this out: * Be a part of the action in the pulsing, throbbing political scene of the hottest city in the world! * Get up close and personal with some of America’s movers and shakers! * See rooms in the White House that even a VIP tour won’t show you! * Get total access to plenty of sensitive Presidential activities! Sound like it’s for you? Just listen to this testimonial from a former intern: “I couldn’t believe it! After only a few months on the job answering phones and fetching coffee, there I was, debriefing the president. …Getting involved in executive branch affairs is

just fantastic.”- M. Lewinsky, Beverly Hills, Calif. As you can see, being a White House intern is more than long hours, hot debates and touchy national issues. Still interested? Fill out this information form and send it to the White House at [3]president@whitehouse. gov Name: Hometown: Sex: F__ Age: Measurements: (required for medical purposes) How many beers it takes to get you… …Giggly: …Drunk: …Hot: …To lie to a federal prosecutor:… You’ve always considered the White House: a) a monument to democracy b) the place where great leaders meet c) vaguely erotic d) extremely erotic Hillary Clinton is a(n): a) model wife and mother b) icon of late 20th century femininity c) an obstacle d) inappropriate companion for the leader of the free world You’ve always wanted to know more about the President’s: a) Israeli policies b) childhood in Hope, Ark. c) romper room d) “monument to democracy” My social life as an intern would likely consist of: a) hitting Georgetown bars with the other interns b) reading, study c) late nights working at the White House d) late nights working the White House Score 1 point for each a, 2 for each b, 3 for each c, 4 for each d. Scores of 16 can start tomorrow. Scores of 12 and above, please call soon, Uncle Sam wants you. *Please feel free to forward this form to anyone you know who might be interested in this program. The White House is an equal opportunity employer.


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  2. Перевод слова democracy Democracy – демократия Перевод слова Constitutional democracy – конституционная демократия fully fledged democracy – полноценная, зрелая демократия stronghold of democracy – оплот демократии Democracy still lives! Демократия по-прежнему живет! Sri Lanka is a multiparty Democracy. Шри-Ланка – это многопартийное демократическое государство. Many considered him a foe of Democracy. Многие считают его врагом демократии....
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  4. Перевод слова house House – дом, здание, жилище Перевод слова Apartment house – многоквартирный дом house arrest – домашний арест at John’s house – у Джона Get out of my House! Убирайтесь из моего дома! I lost my House keys. Я потерял ключи от дома. A snail carries its own House. Улитка несет свой дом на спине....
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  15. Фразовый глагол play down – перевод и значение, пример использования Фразовый глагол: play down Перевод: преуменьшать важность, значимость Пример: The President played down his affair with the intern. Президент пытался не придавать большого значения своему роману с интерном....
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  32. Перевод идиомы bring down the house, значение выражения и пример использования Идиома: bring down the house Перевод: вызвать гром оваций, бурю аплодисментов Пример: The comedian brought down the house with his jokes about the lost dog. Комик вызвал бурю оваций своими шутками про потерявшуюся собаку....
  33. Перевод идиомы on the house, значение выражения и пример использования Идиома: on the house Перевод: бесплатно, за счет заведения Пример: The hotel room was not ready when we arrived so they gave us drinks on the house. Комната в гостинице была еще не готова, когда мы прибыли, поэтому они предложили нам напитки за счет заведения....
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  35. Перевод слова program Program – программа. план Перевод слова Dial your favorite program – найди свою любимую программу program director – руководитель программы, проекта to initiate a program of reform – начать проведение реформ The Program is aired daily. Эта программа выходит ежедневно. They will repeat the Program tomorrow. Завтра будет повторный показ этой передачи. WHO Immunology Program. […]...
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  38. Перевод идиомы house of cards, значение выражения и пример использования Идиома: house of cards Перевод: карточный домик; ненадежное положение, план; что-либо, не очень надежное Пример: The peace agreement between the two countries was like a house of cards and fell apart as soon as a minor problem occurred. Мирное соглашение между двумя странами было карточным домиком, и он распался сразу, как только возникла незначительная проблема....
  39. A little girl came running into the house crying A little girl came running into the house crying and miserable from a small cut she just received. She asked her mom for a glass of cider. “Why do you want cider?” asked Mom. “To take the pain away,” sobbed the little girl. Tired of all the tears, Mom poured her a glass. The little […]...
  40. A man is walking past this house when a used condom A man is walking past this house when a used condom comes flying out of the second story window and lands squarely on his head. Rather disgusted and absolutely furious, he goes up to the front door and starts pounding on it. An elderly man opens it and asks him what caused him to knock […]...
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