Fucking bear
Ones there was a wild-wild bear. He went through the wild dark fores an? drank beer, so he was drunk.
– People don’t understand me, fucking people… I want to fuck them… i wanna fuck all the mankind!
A second latter a wild hunter fucked a wild bear into his ass…
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