I admitted to my friend that I hadn’t had sex for a while. My friend reassured me that I won’t forget it, cuz sex is like riding a bicycle. I know it’s been a while, but I don’t ever remember pedaling…
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- Перевод слова bicycleBicycle — велосипед Перевод слова Racing bicycle — гоночный велосипед mountain bicycle — горный велосипед to ride a bicycle — ездить на велосипеде The Bicycle dented my car. Велосипед оставил вмятину на моей машине. Can James ride a Bicycle yet? Джеймс еще может ездить на велосипеде? The Bicycle chain needs oiling. Велосипедная цепочка должна быть ... Читать далее...
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- Значение идиомы dead pedal[dead pedal] {n.}, {slang}, {citizen’s band radio jargon} A slow moving vehicle. Better pass that eighteen wheeler, Jack; it’s a dead pedal....
- Chain Letter Type IVAs if you care, here is a poem that I wrote. Send it to every one of your friends. Friends — A friend is someone who is always at your side, — A friend is someone who likes you even though you smell like a wet dog, — A friend is someone who likes you ... Читать далее...
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- Значение идиомы change off[change off] {v.}, {informal} To take turns doing something; alternate. John and Bill changed off at riding the bicycle. Bob painted one patch of wall and then he changed off with Tom....
- Перевод идиомы get better, значение выражения и пример использованияИдиома: get better Перевод: улучшить свои навыки в чем-либо; улучшиться (о здоровье), выздороветь Пример: The little boy is getting better at riding his bicycle. У мальчика начинает лучше получаться ездить на велосипеде....
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- Значение идиомы bring to terms[bring to terms] {v. phr.} To make agree or do; make surrender. The two brothers were brought to terms by their father for riding the bicycle. The war won’t end until we bring the enemy to terms. Contrast: COME TO TERMS....
- Перевод слова forgetForget — забывать Перевод слова Don’t forget about it — не забудьте об этом to forget old friends — забывать старых друзей to forget one’s keys — забыть ключи Make him Forget it! Заставь его забыть об этом! Forget it! Не обращайте внимания!, Пустяки! He Forgot his old friends. Он перестал общаться со своими старыми ... Читать далее...
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- Значение идиомы riding for a fall[riding for a fall] {adj. phr.} Behaving in an overconfident waythat is likely to lead to trouble; being too sure of yourself; doingsomething dangerous. The student who does not study for exams isriding for a fall. Mr. Smith has borrowed too much money on hishome. He is riding for a fall. Compare: COME A CROPPER....
- Перевод слова rememberRemember — помнить, вспоминать, запоминать Перевод слова Well do I remember it — уж это-то я помню очень хорошо! easy-to-remember password — легко запоминаемый пароль Well do I Remember it. Это я очень хорошо помню. I can vividly Remember the day we met. Я отчетливо помню день, когда мы встретились. Remember to tip the waiter. ... Читать далее...
- Значение идиомы take liberties[take liberties] {v. phr.} To act toward in too close or friendly amanner; use as you would use a close friend or something of your own. Mary would not let any boy take liberties with her. Bill tookliberties with Tom’s bicycle. Compare: MAKE FREE WITH....
- Stagecoach surpriseI had a dream the other night. I was in the old West riding in a stagecoach. Suddenly, a man riding a horse pulls up to the left side of the stagecoach, and a riderless horse pulls up on the right. The man leans down, pulls open the door, and jumps off his horse into ... Читать далее...
- Перевод слова admitAdmit — допускать, соглашаться, признаваться, сознаваться Перевод слова To admit a claim — признать справедливость претензии to admit light — пропускать свет to admit to the country — разрешить въезд в страну This, I Admit, is true. Это, надо признать, является правдой. She was Admitted to the university. Ее приняли в университет. The manager Admitted ... Читать далее...
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