Finding Love on Valentine’s Day
Tony: Another Valentine’s Day! I really hate Valentine’s Day.
Chelsea: What’s your problem?
Tony: I’m sick of seeing Heart-shaped boxes, Stuffed animals, and Cupid decorations everywhere. Lovey-dovey couples on the street and nothing but Sentimental movies on TV – that’s what I have a problem with.
Chelsea: You’re just Jaded because you don’t have a Valentine on Valentine’s Day.
Tony: Do you blame me? This is the third year I’m spending Valentine’s Day alone. That’s enough to make any man feel jaded.
Chelsea: There are plenty of women you could Go out with. Just open your eyes and look around.
Tony: All of the women I know are either Psycho or Attached. I’ve Given up on dating.
Chelsea: How will you find a Miss Right with an attitude like that?
Tony: I’ve told you. I’ve given up.
Chelsea: Well, I think you should open your eyes. Your valentine may be Right under your nose!
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