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Employee want ad translations

Energetic self-starter: You’ll be working on commission.

Entry level position: We will pay you the lowest wages allowed by law.

Experience required: We do not know the first thing about any of this.

Fast learner: You will get no training from us.

Flexible work hours: You will frequently work long overtime hours.

Good organizational skills: You’ll be handling the filing.

Make an investment in you future: This is a franchise or a pyramid scheme.

Management training position: You’ll be a salesperson with a wide territory.

Much client contact: You handle the phone or make «cold calls» on clients.

Must have reliable transportation: You will be required to break speed limits.

Must be able to lift 50 pounds: We offer no health insurance or chiropractors.

Opportunity of a lifetime: You will not find a lower salary for so much work.

Planning and coordination: You book the bosses travel arrangements.

Quick problem solver: You will work on projects months behind schedule already.

Strong communication skills: You will write tons of documentation and letters.



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  1. Значение идиомы out of commission[out of commission] {adj. phr.} 1. Retired from active militaryservice; no longer on active duty. When the war was over, manywarships were placed out of commission. Contrast: IN COMMISSION.2. Not in use or not working; so that it cannot work or be used. The strike put the airline out of commission for a week. Johnwill ... Читать далее...
  2. Перевод слова entryEntry — вход, въезд, ворота; статья, запись Перевод слова Bill of entry — таможенная декларация log entry — запись в журнале entry-level computers — компьютеры упрощенных моделей No Entry! Вход (въезд) запрещен! Please wait in the Entry. Подождите, пожалуйста, в холле. Every Entry in registry is to be signed. Каждая запись в журнале должна быть ... Читать далее...
  3. Things That Sound Dirty At The Office But Are NotThings That Sound Dirty At The Office But Aren’t I need you to whip it out by 5:00! Mind if I use your laptop? Put this in my box before you leave. I want it on my desk now! Hmm.. I think I’m out of fluid. My equipment’s so old, it takes forever to finish! ... Читать далее...
  4. Значение идиомы in commission[in commission] or [into commission] {adv.} or {adj. phr.} 1. Onduty or ready to be put on duty by a naval or military service; inactive service. The old battleship has been in commission fortwenty years. It took many months to build the new bomber, and nowit is ready to be put into commission. 2. In ... Читать далее...
  5. Performance evaluation translationsA keen analyst: Thoroughly confused. Accepts new job assignments willingly: Never finishes a job. Active socially: Drinks heavily. Alert to company developments: An office gossip. Approaches difficult problems with logic: Finds someone else to do the job. Average: Not too bright. Bridge builder: Likes to compromise. Character above reproach: Still one step ahead of the ... Читать далее...
  6. Перевод слова wagesWages — плата за работу, зарплата, расплата Перевод слова To dock the wages — производить вычеты из заработной платы king-size wages — огромный оклад low wages — низкая заработная плата upstanding wages — твердая зарплата back wages — зарплата, выплаченная с опозданием Law can never regulate Wages properly. Закон никогда не может в должной мере ... Читать далее...
  7. Christmas flavorThree men die in a car accident on Christmas Eve. They all find themselves at the Pearly Gates waiting to enter Heaven. On entering, they are told that they must present something with a flavor in order to get in. The first man searches his pocket, and finds some pine needles from the family’s Christmas ... Читать далее...
  8. Corporate lingo listHere’s a little clarification of corporate lingo. COMPETITIVE SALARY: We remain competitive by paying less than our competitors. JOIN OUR FAST-PACED COMPANY: We have no time to train you+- CASUAL WORK ATMOSPHERE: We don’t pay enough to expect that you’ll dress up-well, a couple of the real daring guys wear earrings. MUST BE DEADLINE ORIENTED: ... Читать далее...
  9. The office happeningsQuote from a recent meeting: «We are going to continue having these meetings, everyday, until I find out why no work is getting done». Quote from the Boss… «I didn’t say it was your fault. I said I was going to blame it on you.» A motivational sign at work: The beatings will continue until ... Читать далее...
  10. APPLICATION FOR EMPLOYMENTNAME: Greg Bulmash DESIRED POSITION: Reclining. Ha ha. But seriously, whatever’s available. If I was in a position to be picky, I wouldn’t be applying here in the first place. DESIRED SALARY: $185,000 a year plus stock options and a Michael Ovitz style severance package. If that’s not possible, make an offer and we can ... Читать далее...
  11. Living on Low WagesDylan: Here. Yvonne: What’s this? Dylan: It’s information about a job-training program. It’ll give you the skills you need to get Steady work. Yvonne: I don’t need that. I Get by with the Wages I earn from this job. Dylan: You’re in a Dead-end job straining to make ends meet every month. Yvonne: I’ve always ... Читать далее...
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  13. Перевод слова energeticEnergetic — сильнодействующий, активный, энергичный Перевод слова The most energetic chemicals — сильнодействующие химические вещества energetic respiration — энергичное дыхание energetic compounds — энергетические соединения All men are Energetic when they are making a beginning. Все люди очень энергичны, когда приступают к какому-либо делу. Singing is a real upper. It makes me feel dizzy and ... Читать далее...
  14. A dubious remedyA man was having problems with premature ejaculation so he decided to go to the doctor. He asked the doctor what he could do to cure his problem. In response, the doctor said, «When you feel like you are getting ready to ejaculate, try startling yourself.» That same day the man went to the store ... Читать далее...
  15. Перевод слова commissionCommission — доверенность, полномочия, комиссия Перевод слова To go beyond one’s commission — превысить полномочия in commission — имеющий полномочия, уполномоченный dormant commission — неоформленная доверенность The boy departed to execute his Commission. Мальчик отправился исполнять поручение. He was Commissioned lieutenant in April 1861. Он был произведен в лейтенанты в апреле 1861 г. She gets ... Читать далее...
  16. Training SalespeopleOur company brought in a Consultant to do Sales training for our store. For some reason, we’d been getting some Complaints from customers. Consultant: My job in this training is to help your store improve its Customer satisfaction, so that it can attract and Retain more customers. When you Interact with customers, you Represent this ... Читать далее...
  17. Employee Performance ReviewDon: So how did your End-of-the-year review go? Becky: Oh, it was okay. I had my meeting with Mitch this morning and his Bottom line is that he thinks I need to Show more Initiative. He thinks that I need to start being more Creative. Don: Did he actually say that? Becky: Well, Not in ... Читать далее...
  18. Работа фразы на английском языкеФразы про работу. I have a lot to do. У меня много работы. I have nothing to do. Мне нечего делать. I must work hard. Я вынужден упорно работать. What time do you get to work? В какое время Вы начинаете работу? I start work at 8 o’clock in the morning. Моя работы начинается в ... Читать далее...
  19. Значение идиомы win over[win over] {v. phr.} To convert to one’s position or point of view. The Democrats offered him a high-level executive position and thusway won him over to their side....
  20. Резюме на английском языке. Образец, пример резюме на английском языкеPaul King ADDRESS: 26 Arbat Street — Moscow, 111111 HOME PHONE: 111 11 11 CELLULAR PHONE: (111) 111 11 11 EMAIL: 11111@11111.ru DATE OF BIRTH: 22.05.1977 MARITAL STATUS: married, one child. OBJECTIVE: A position as a bookkeeper. SUMMMARY: 12 years of experience in all routine work in this field. Perfect knowledge of computers and statistics. ... Читать далее...
  21. Being Lazy and EnergeticCarmen: Wake up! You’re supposed to be working. Elias: Shhh, I’m trying to sleep. The boss is out of the office today, so I consider it a holiday. Today, I can be a little Out of it if I want to be. Carmen: Out of it? You’re Sleeping on the job – Literally! Elias: So ... Читать далее...
  22. Women’s translationsWOMEN’S LANGUAGE TRANSLATED Yes = No No = Yes Maybe = No I’m sorry. = You’ll be sorry. We need… = I want It’s your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now. Do what you want… = You’ll pay for this later. We need to talk… = I need to complain Sure…go ... Читать далее...
  23. Значение идиомы port of entry[port of entry] {n. phr.} 1. A port where things brought into thecountry to sell may pass through customs. Other ports of entry havebeen taking business from New York. 2. A port where a citizen ofanother country may legally enter a country; a port having passportand immigration facilities. Airports have joined seaports as portsof entry ... Читать далее...
  24. Training a New EmployeeEven though I’ve only Been on the job for six months, my manager asked me to Train the New hire. She was starting today and when she arrived, we got down to business. Akira: So, the first thing I’ll do is To give you A run down Of the Duties of the job. Your main ... Читать далее...
  25. The guide to wife translationsThe wife says: You want The wife means: You want The wife says: We need The wife means: I want The wife says: It’s your decision The wife means: The correct decision should be obvious The wife says: Do what you want The wife means: You’ll pay for this later The wife says: We need ... Читать далее...
  26. Перевод слова trainingTraining — воспитание, обучение Перевод слова Character training — формирование характера military training — военная подготовка vocational training — профессиональное обучение training centre — учебный центр We have an in-house Training unit. У нас есть собственный учебный центр. He fractured his right leg during Training. Он сломал свою правую ногу на тренировке. We devote five ... Читать далее...
  27. From a Southwest Airlines employee«Welcome aboard Southwest Flight XXX, to YYY. To operate your seatbelt, insert the metal tab into the buckle, and pull tight. It works just like every other seatbelt, and if you don’t know how to operate one, you probably shouldn’t be out in public unsupervised. In the event of a sudden loss of cabin pressure, ... Читать далее...
  28. Слова и словосочетания, использующиеся в CV и резюмеПерсональные данные Name — имя Address — адрес Telephone — телефон E-mail / email — адрес электронной почты Nationality — национальность Date of birth — дата рождения Marital status — семейное положение Single — холост, не женат, не замужем Married — женатый, замужняя Married with two children — женатый, замужняя с двумя детьми Divorced — ... Читать далее...
  29. Перевод слова positionPosition — положение, местонахождение, позиция Перевод слова Position data — координаты position buoy — указательный буй a high position in society — высокое положение в обществе He was appointed to the Position. Его назначили на эту должность. They are now leaning to our Position. Сейчас они склоняются на нашу сторону. The lever is in the ... Читать далее...
  30. Judging a ContestAdelia: When I created this writing Contest, I had no idea that we would get so many Entries. Omar: Good thing you have an Impartial panel of judges to help you select the winner. Adelia: Yes, good thing. I’m really grateful to all of you for giving up your time to help. Omar: What Criteria ... Читать далее...
  31. Spice Girls Application FormNeed a change? Here’s the Spice Girls Application Form Name: Age: Real Age: 1. How would you describe yourself? a. An energetic self starter b. A team player c. Pro-active d. A tasty bit of crumpet 2. Do you have any vestige of talent, besides your chest or butt? 3. Would it bother you if ... Читать далее...
  32. Значение идиомы get-up-and-go[get-up-and-go] also [get-up-and-get] {n. phr.}, {informal}Energetic enthusiasm; ambitious determination; pep; drive; push. Joe has a lot of get-up-and-go and is working his way throughschool....
  33. Необходимые выражения о работе на английском языкеEarn one’s living — зарабатывать на жизнь employee [ implɔ`i: ] — служащий employer [ im’plɔiə ] — работодатель, наниматель job / work — работа flexitime / flextime — свободный режим рабочего дня, скользящий график full-time job — работа на полную ставку get a raise — получить повышение occupation [ ˌɔkju’peiʃn ] — род занятий, ... Читать далее...
  34. Preferring Different Work StylesHugo: How do you like working with Leo? Is it Working out? Melissa: No, it’s not. Our Work styles completely Clash and we Butt heads at every turn. Hugo: Really? I thought you were Partnered up because you Complemented each other’s Strengths. Melissa: Yeah, but that doesn’t mean we can work well together. I’m Collaborative ... Читать далее...
  35. Перевод идиомы in commission, значение выражения и пример использованияИдиома: in commission Перевод: в рабочем, исправном состоянии Пример: Luckily, we were able to fix the engine, and it was in commission again. К счастью, мы смогли отремонтировать двигатель, и он вновь был исправен....
  36. Перевод слова levelLevel — уровень; ровный, плоский Перевод слова Sea level — уровень моря a high level of excellence — высокий уровень мастерства to rise to higher levels — подниматься на более высокую ступень level surface — ровная поверхность He forced his voice to remain Level. Он заставил себя говорить спокойным тоном. An increased Level of performance ... Читать далее...
  37. Paying an Employee Under the TableMartin: I’m confused. I’ve been Going over the books and I don’t see several members of the Staff listed and Accounted for. Jina: Oh, I have a special arrangement with a few of them. I pay them Under the table. Martin: Are you sure that’s wise? You could Get busted for Tax evasion. Jina: No ... Читать далее...
  38. Перевод слова employeeEmployee — служащий, работающий по найму Перевод слова The mill’s employees — рабочие и служащие фабрики to sack an employee — уволить сотрудника employee bonus — премия работникам Each Employee is given a code number. Каждому сотруднику присваивается кодовый номер. A good boss listens to his Employees. Хороший начальник слушает своих сотрудников. That new Employee ... Читать далее...
  39. Learning Foreign Languages(9/11) Learning foreign languages is of vital importance in everyday life. Do you agree? Why do people learn foreign languages? I definitely do, foreign languages are of paramount importance for everyday life. Learning at least one foreign language is a must in most countries of the world. There are several ways how I can prove ... Читать далее...
  40. Working OvertimeJeremy: Hello. Miranda: Hi, it’s me. I can’t make it home for dinner tonight. I’m working Overtime. Jeremy: Again? That’s the third time this week. I can’t believe your boss is making you do this. Miranda: Don’t get mad, but I actually told him that I Didn’t mind. I know I’ve been working Long hours, ... Читать далее...

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