Two very hot-headed people lived directly across the halls from each other. Dave got a piece of 1/2″ rope and tied their doors together with about a 6″ gap of slack. Waited until 2:30am and knocked REALLY HARD on both doors.
Interesting way to wake up…having two steaming mad football jerks slamming each other’s doors open and shut. The Resident Advisor was NOT pleased 🙂
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