Back in the 1960’s white activists often got their hair styled
Back in the 1960’s white activists often got their hair styled in an afro – a large bush-style hairdoo – to show support for civil rights. One such fellow did so, and arrived home smiling and announced that he’d also teased all his pubic hair into the same bushy style. His wife, who had had it with her spouse’s endless posturing, sneered, “Great… just great… now during foreplay I’ll have to look for a needle in a haystack.”
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