A group of cowboys were branding some cattle. While they were out the cook saw a sheep tied to a post. Thinking it was for that nights dinner he cooked it. That night after dinner the cowboys were all sulking and ignoring the cook. He pulled one aside and asked, «Did I screw up the cooking…» «No», the cowboy replied, «You cooked up the screwing.»
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A group of cowboys were branding some cattle