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Your hair smells nice

A man walks up to a woman in his office and tells her that her hair smells nice. The woman immediately goes into her supervisor’s office and tells him that she wants to file a sexual harassment suit and explains why. The supervisor is puzzled by this time and says, «What’s wrong with the coworker telling you your hair smells nice?» The woman replies, «He’s a midget.»



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Your hair smells nice