What makes a man think he is so great?

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1. Did you know that a man is made up of many useless things?He has an Adam’s apple that isn’t an apple Two calves that will never become cows A nose bridge that doesn’t lead anywhere A roof of the mouth that won’t cover anything Twenty nails that won’t hold a board A chest that won’t hold linen Two boobs that won’t give milk Two buns that won’t ... Читать далее...
2. TiticonsTiticons (.)(.) tiny tits (o) (o) regular tits ( O )( O ) big tits ( @ ) ( @ ) big harry tits ( ‘ ) ( ‘ ) perky tits {.} {.} shriveled tits ( , ) ( , ) drippy tits [ _ ] [ _ ] android tits ( # ) ... Читать далее...
3. Значение идиомы all work and no play makes Jack a dull boy[all work and no play makes Jack a dull boy] Too much hard work without time out for play or enjoyment is not good for anyone. — A proverb. Bill’s mother told him to stop studying and to go out and play, because all work and no play makes Jack a dull boy....
4. A milk bathWhen the milkman found a note on one of his customer’s doors asking for 16 gallons instead of the usual quart, he rang the bell. «Sorry to bother you, ma’am,» he said, «but are you sure you want sixteen gallons of milk today?» «Oh, yes,» said the lady of the house. «I’m going to take ... Читать далее...
5. Перевод слова cockCock — петух; драчун, заводила Перевод слова Fighting cock — бойцовый петух cock of the school — первый драчун в школе old cock — дружище, старина We sat till the second Cock. Мы сидели до вторых петухов. A Cock crowed in the distance. Вдалеке кукарекал петух. The Cock crowed as the sun began to rise. ... Читать далее...
6. Пословица / поговорка all work and no play makes Jack a dull boy — перевод и значение, пример использованияПословица / поговорка: all work and no play makes Jack a dull boy Перевод: от одной работы без развлечений загрустит и Джек Эквивалент в русском языке: мешай дело с бездельем, проживешь век с весельем Пример: The parents always wanted their child to study and did not realize that all work and no play makes Jack ... Читать далее...
7. Значение идиомы That makes two of us![That makes two of us!] Informal way to say, «I am in agreementwith what you arc saying or doing.» So you voted for SenatorAldridge? So did I — that makes two of us....
8. Пословица / поговорка haste makes waste — перевод и значение, пример использованияПословица / поговорка: haste makes waste Перевод: поспешишь — людей насмешишь Эквивалент в русском языке: делали наспех, а сделали насмех Пример: Haste makes waste I thought as the carpenter had to repair the work that had not been done correctly the first time. Поспешишь — людей насмешишь, подумал я, когда плотнику пришлось переделывать работу, которую ... Читать далее...
9. Перевод идиомы that makes two of us, значение выражения и пример использованияИдиома: that makes two of us Перевод: и я тоже, я согласен, и т. п.; фраза, выражающая согласие с только что сказанным Пример: «I’m sure it’s going to rain.» «That makes two of us.» Я уверен, что пойдет дождь. — Да, я тоже....
10. Перевод идиомы what makes someone tick, значение выражения и пример использованияИдиома: what makes someone tick Перевод: что кем-либо движет, чем кто-либо живет Пример: I really don’t know what makes that woman tick. She is very strange. Я совсем не знаю, чем вообще занимается эта женщина. Она очень странная....
11. Перевод слова buttonButton — пуговица, кнопка Перевод слова Button switch — кнопочный выключатель to lose a button — потерять пуговицу push the button — нажми на кнопку Button up your coat. Застегни пальто до конца. Press the pause Button. Нажмите кнопку «Пауза». The Button has come off. Пуговица оторвалась....
12. A Hobby Makes Your Life Much More InterestingOur life would be hard without rest and recreation. People have quite different ideas of how to spend their free time. For some of them the only way to relax is watching TV or drinking beer. But other people use their spare time getting maximum benefit from it. If you enjoy doing some activity in ... Читать далее...
13. BallsOnce man came to doctor and said to him that his balls don’t work. doctor implanted to him one iron and one wooden ball. in some years they meet in the street and doctor asked him. ooo how are your balls working? the man: they work perfectly. I have 2 boys-one’s name is Robocob and ... Читать далее...
14. Пословица / поговорка practice makes perfect — перевод и значение, пример использованияПословица / поговорка: practice makes perfect Перевод: навык мастера ставит; дело мастера боится Пример: The tennis player believes that practice makes perfect and spends every evening playing tennis. Этот игрок в теннис считает, что навык мастера ставит, и он проводит каждый вечер за игрой в теннис....
15. Пословица / поговорка absence makes the heart grow fonder — перевод и значение, пример использованияПословица / поговорка: absence makes the heart grow fonder Перевод: от разлуки любовь горячей; разлука усиливает любовь Пример: Absence makes the heart grow fonder and when the young man went away to university he missed his girlfriend even more. Любовь в разлуке крепнет, и когда молодой человек уехал учиться в университет, он еще сильнее скучал ... Читать далее...
16. Значение идиомы crow before one is out of the woods[crow before one is out of the woods] {v. phr.} To be glad or brag before you are safe from danger or trouble. — Usually used in negative sentences, often as a proverb, «Don’t crow before you are out of the woods.» John thought his team would win because the game was almost over, but ... Читать далее...
17. Stacey makes a new friend at school and invites herStacey makes a new friend at school and invites her home for the first time. Stacey excuses herself to fetch her Mom and introduce her new friend. As her friend is standing in the living room next to the fireplace, she picks up the attractive vase on the mantle. When Stacey returns with her mother, ... Читать далее...
18. IBM Memo about Peripheral ReplacementIBM Memo about Peripheral Replacement This is an actual alert to IBM Field Engineers that went out to all IBM Branch Offices. The person who wrote it was very serious. The rest of us may find it rather funny. Abstract: Mouse Balls Available as FRU (Field Replacement Unit) Mouse balls are now available as FRU. ... Читать далее...
19. Перевод идиомы go belly up, значение выражения и пример использованияИдиома: go belly up Перевод: обанкротиться, разориться (обычно употребляется по отношению к бизнесу, предприятиям, и т. п.; также может употребляться без глагола, как прилагательное — Belly up) Пример: Four car dealers went belly up during the recession. Во время рецессии обанкротилось четыре автосалона....
20. Пословица / поговорка early to bed, early to rise makes one healthy, wealthy and wise — перевод и значение, пример использованияПословица / поговорка: early to bed, early to rise makes one healthy, wealthy and wise Перевод: кто рано ложится и рано встает, здоровье, богатство и ум наживет Пример: Early to bed, early to rise makes one healthy, wealthy and wise was the advice that my grandmother gave me. Моя бабушка дала мне совет: «кто рано ... Читать далее...
21. ABBOTT AND COSTELLO MEETS WINDOWS95ABBOTT AND COSTELLO MEETS WINDOWS95 Costello: Hey, Abbott! Abbot: Yes, Lou? Costello: I just got my first computer. Abbot: That’s great Lou. What did you get? Costello: A Pentium II-266, with 40 Megs of RAM, a 2.1 Gig hard drive, and a 24X CD-ROM. Abbot: That’s terrific, Lou. Costello: But I don’t know what any ... Читать далее...
22. Значение идиомы carry through[carry through] {v.} 1a. To put into action. Mr. Green was notable to carry through his plans for a hike because he broke his leg. 1b. To do something you have planned; put a plan into action. Jean makes good plans but she cannot carry through with any of them. Compare: GO THROUGH WITH, CARRY ... Читать далее...
23. One doc operated on a person for a herniaOne doc operated on a person for a hernia. He opened his testis and took the balls out and kept it on the table. At the end of the operation he wanted to put his balls back into the pouch of testis. He searched operation theatre but could not find the balls of the patient. ... Читать далее...
24. Значение идиомы great guns[great guns] {adv. phr.}, {informal} 1. Very fast or very hard. — Usually used in the phrases «blow great guns», «go great guns». Thewind was blowing great guns, and big waves beat the shore. The menwere going great guns to finish the job. Compare: FAST AND FURIOUS.2. Very well; successfully. Smith’s new store opened last ... Читать далее...
25. Значение идиомы base on balls[base on balls] {n.} First base given to a baseball batter who is pitched four balls outside of the strike zone. He was a good judge of pitchers and often received bases on balls....
26. Перевод слова rollRoll — рулон, свиток; катить Перевод слова A roll of wall-paper — рулон обоев a roll of paper — бумажный свиток to roll a ball along the ground — катить мяч по земле The child Rolled down the hill. Ребенок скатился с горы. She Rolled the ball. Она выкатила мяч. The great river Rolled on. ... Читать далее...
27. Значение идиомы great Godfrey[great Godfrey] or [great guns] or [great Scott] {interj.},{informal} A saying usually used to show surprise or anger. GreatGodfrey! Uncle Willie is sitting on top of the flagpole! Greatguns! The lion is out of his cage. Great Scott! Who stole mywatch?...
28. Биография Петра I Великого на английском языке. Biography of Peter the GreatPeter I, or Peter the Great was one of the most outstanding rulers and reformers in Russian history. He was Tsar of Russia and became Emperor in 1721. First he rules together with his brother, Ivan, and his sister, Sofya. In 1696 he became a sole ruler. He was a healthy, lively and clever child. ... Читать далее...
29. Перевод слова greatGreat — огромный, великий, прекрасный Перевод слова Great city — огромный город great friendship — большая дружба the Great War — первая мировая война that’s a great story! — до чего же интересно! A car can be a Great expense. Машина может обойтись вам очень дорого. I think his show’s OK, but I wouldn’t call ... Читать далее...
30. Значение идиомы at great length[at great length] {prep. phr.} 1. In great detail. Jim told us the story of his life at great length. 2. For a long time. The boring speaker rambled on at great length....
31. Значение идиомы eat crow[eat crow] {v. phr.} To admit you are mistaken or defeated; takeback a mistaken statement. John had boasted that he would play onthe first team; but when the coach did not choose him, he had to eatcrow. Fred said he could beat the new man in boxing, but he lostand had to eat crow. Compare: ... Читать далее...
32. Pets in Great BritainВ топике Домашние животные в Великобритании рассказывается, насколько сильно англичане привязаны к своим домашним животным: собакам, кошкам и попугайчикам. Англичанин никогда не скажет про животное «оно», а только «он» или «она». Насколько уважительно британцы относятся к животным, говорит и знаменитое выражение: «Моя собака и я», т. е. животное – всегда на первом месте. Lots of ... Читать далее...
33. Значение идиомы great oaks from little acorns grow[great oaks from little acorns grow] As great oak trees grow fromtiny acorns, so many great people or things grew from a small andunimportant beginning, so be patient. — A proverb. Many great menwere once poor, unimportant boys. Great oaks from little acorns grow....
34. Значение идиомы as the crow flies[as the crow flies] {adv. clause} By the most direct way; along a straight line between two places. It is seven miles to the next town as the crow flies, but it is ten miles by the road, which goes around the mountain....
35. Перевод идиомы as the crow flies, значение выражения и пример использованияИдиома: as the crow flies Перевод: самым прямым путем, как прямая линия между двумя точками, местами Пример: As the crow flies, it is about 6 kilometers between my house and my office. Прямой дорогой от моего дома до моей работы примерно 6 километров....
36. Jonesie The Great Lion HunterA small village was troubled by a man-eating lion. So its leaders sent a message to the great hunter, Jonesie, to come and kill the beast. For several nights the hunter lay in wait for the lion, but it never appeared. Finally, he told the village chief to kill a cow and give him its ... Читать далее...
37. Значение идиомы push the panic button[push the panic button] {v. phr.}, {slang} To become very muchfrightened; nervous or excited, especially at a time of danger orworry. John thought he saw a ghost and pushed the panic button. Keep cool; don’t hit the panic button! Syn.: LOSE ONE’S HEAD....
38. Sport Makes People KinТопик Спорт сближает людей показывает, насколько спорт и спортивные игры близки всем людям на планете, вне зависимости от стран и наций. Во всем мире люди увлечены спортом, зимними или летними его видами. Среди множества видов спорта каждый может выбрать занятие по душе. И это действительно, правда: «Спорт сближает людей». People all over the world are ... Читать далее...
39. A small dissapointmentTwo GI’s in the Vietnam war have been stuck in a trench for three days when one needs a shit. «I can’t go in here» he says» It’s really going to stink» «There’s another trench over there» says the other. «I’ll cover you with the M60…. just give me a shout and and i’ll cover ... Читать далее...
40. Значение идиомы in great measure[in great measure] {adv. phr.} To a great extent; largely. TheJapanese attack on Hawaii was in great measure a contributing factorto President Roosevelt’s decision to enter World War II. Compare: TOA LARGE EXTENT....