This guy was driving down the highway and was pulled over by the cops. The cop asked the man for his name and the guy replied, «Earl.»
«You got a last name, Earl?»
«Nope. It’s a long story, Officer.»
«I got time.»
Earl sighs and says, «Well, Officer, at first I was known as Earl Doo-Daa. I was going to school to become a doctor, and I did, so I was known as Earl Doo-Daa, MD. I got bored just being a doctor so I went to dental school, graduated, and became Earl Doo-Daa, M. D., D. D. After a little more time I fooled around with this girl and got VD. So I was known as Earl Doo-Daa, MD, DD, with VD. When the medical board found out about my VD they took away my MD so I was known as Earl Doo-Daa, DD with VD. The dentistry board also found out about the VD and took away my DD making me Earl Doo-Dah with VD. Finally, the VD took away my Doo-Dah so I’m now just Earl.»
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