The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the story is most likely strange, weird, surprising, or funny.
A normally sweet Great Dane Psil has one quirk: she hates United Parcel Service drivers.
While walk Psil one day, around the corner of a house came a UPS man.
Struggling to keep hold of Psil, the owner tried to ease the situation said, «As you can see, he just loves UPS men.»
«Don’t you feed her anything else?» he responded.
Меню ресторана на английском языке.
At the butcher's.
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