This woman is visiting in Israel and notices that her little travel alarm needs a battery. She looks for a watch repair shop and while she doesn’t read Hebrew she finally sees a shop with clocks and watches in the window. She goes in and hands the man her clock. The man says, «Madam, I don’t repair clocks. I am a Mohel. I do circumcisions.» She says, «Why all the clocks in the window?» And he says, «And what should I have in my window?»
On the tip of my идиома.
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