Why Don’t We Mix Up the Two
(Tune, «Why don’t we get drunk…»
with apologies to Jimmy Buffett)
I’ve got a pound of Cesium,
It’s burning gently near
. The sky-blue flame looks lovely,
But it’s noise I want to hear.
So darlin’ bring some water,
A couple pints’ll do.
And why don’t we mix up the two?
Why don’t we mix up the two?
‘Cause Cesium and water,
Really make a wicked brew.
You say I’ve got a death wish,
But honey, I’m just blue.
So why don’t we mix up the two?
— — Songs of Cesium #29
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