Ersatz Eternal на английском языке писателя A. E. Van Vogt
Grayson removed the irons from the other’s wrists and legs. “Hart!” he said sharply. The young man on the cot did not stir. Grayson hesitated and then deliberately kicked the man. “Damn you, Hart,
Controlling Information to the Media
Pablo: Okay everybody, have a seat. The purpose of this meeting is to get everybody On the same page. I’m Passing out the Fact sheet we’ve prepared. This fact sheet gives a Rundown on
Dealing With the Heat
Jolene: I’m Sweating like a pig. When is this Heat wave going to end? Eric: I’ve no idea, but I’m Not moving a muscle until it does. Hand me that Pitcher of iced tea,
Limiting Free Speech
Toshi: You can’t go outside looking like that! What are you thinking? Celeste: I’m Exercising my Right of free speech. I’ve put on these clothes and painted my body this way to protest the
A Complaint Letter to a Tour Company
To Whom It May Concern: I am writing Regarding a tour that my wife and I took with your company on February 26, 2006. The Brochure Stated that we Would see some of the
Problems with Drugs and Medical Devices
Suzanne: Don’t take that! I’m reading an article in the newspaper about all of the Drugs and Medical devices that have been Recalled in the past year and you wouldn’t believe how long this
Behold the ROBOT RECTUM… medics’ relief
Rise of the machines: Spare a thought for the only Rectal Teaching Assistant in the UK who has lost his livelihood to a cold, metal bastard. A bionic booty comprising prosthetic buttocks and anus
Using a Map Program
Caroline: I just got an email from Sandra with her new Address. I wish I knew what kind of neighborhood our daughter is living in. Bryce: Let’s find out. I’ll Type in her address
The Imp of the Perverse на английском языке писателя Edgar Allan Poe
In the consideration of the faculties and impulses – of the prima mobilia of the human soul, the phrenologists have failed to make room for a propensity which, although obviously existing as a radical,
Learning Work Rules and Routines
I was happy to finally get a job, but I wasn’t ready for a first day of work like this one. … Boss: This is your first day and my job is To give