Teaching The teacher had given the class an assignment. He stresses the importance of this particular assignment, and that no excuses will be accepted except illness (with a medical certificate) or a death in the immediate family (with a note from that member). A smart-ass student pipes up: «What about extreme sexual exhaustion, sir?» The class breaks up laughing, and when they settle down the teacher responds with: «Well, I guess you’ll have to learn to write with your other hand.»
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