Software Development Process

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2. Перевод слова softwareSoftware – программное обеспечение Перевод слова Friendly software – “дружественное” программное обеспечение software packing – комплект программного обеспечения software compatibility – программная совместимость The Software was developed in-house. Программное обеспечение было разработано внутри фирмы. The Software is due to ship next month. Ожидается, что эта программа поступит в продажу в следующем месяце. Microsoft dominates the […]...
3. Millennia Year Application Software SystemThis memo is to announce the development of a new firm-wide software system. We are currently building a data center that will contain all firm data that is Year 2000 compliant. The program is referred to as the “Millennia Year Application Software System” (MYASS). Next Monday at 9:00 there will be a meeting in which […]...
4. Software Engineering Glossary of Product TerminologyGlossary Terms -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- Software Engineering Glossary of Product Terminology NEW: Different colors from previous version. ALL NEW: Software is not compatible with previous version. UNMATCHED: Almost as good as the competition. ADVANCED DESIGN: Upper management doesn’t understand it. NO MAINTENANCE: Impossible to fix. BREAKTHROUGH: It finally booted on the first try. DESIGN SIMPLICITY: Developed on […]...
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6. Перевод слова potentialPotential – потенциал; потенциальный, возможный, скрытый Перевод слова Potential difference – разность потенциалов, напряжение potentials of war – военный потенциал potential danger – скрытая опасность potential energy – потенциальная энергия The high price is a major hindrance to Potential buyers. Высокая цена – основное препятствие для потенциальных покупателей. It is increasingly difficult for large investors […]...
7. Перевод слова ensureEnsure – гарантировать, обеспечить Перевод слова To ensure independence – обеспечить независимость to ensure an income – гарантировать доход we cannot ensure success – мы не можем ручаться за успех Ensure that a printer is installed. Убедитесь, что принтер установлен. The book Ensured his success. Эта книга принесла ему успех. We will Ensure equal opportunities […]...
8. Перевод слова codeCode – код, шифр Перевод слова Diplomatic code – дипломатический код in code – закодированный bar code – штрих-код traffic code – правила дорожного движения We have a relaxed Dress code at the office. У нас в офисе непринужденный дресс-код. He managed to hack the Code. Ему удалось взломать код. What’s the Code for Aberdeen? […]...
9. How to Hunt Elephants – Sales StyleSalespeople don’t hunt elephants but spend their time selling elephants they haven’t caught, for delivery two days before the season opens. Software salespeople ship the first thing they catch and write up an invoice for an elephant. Hardware salespeople catch rabbits, paint them gray and sell them as “desktop elephants.” Sent by Alex...
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11. Process-Oriented GodIf God was process oriented, the Book of Genesis might read something like this: In the beginning, God created the heavens and the earth. The earth was without form and void, so God created a small committee. He carefully balanced the committee vis-a-vis race, gender, ethnic origin, and economic status in order to interface pluralism […]...
12. Перевод слова announceAnnounce – объявлять, сообщать Перевод слова To announce an engagement – объявлять о помолвке to announce a competition – объявлять конкурс to announce smb.’s arrival – извещать о чьем-л. прибытии We’ll Announce the winners next Sunday. Мы объявим победителей в следующее воскресенье. It is my pleasure to Announce that… Имею удовольствие сообщить, что… He Announced […]...
13. Change your course nowThis is the transcript of an actual radio conversation of a US naval ship with Canadian authorities off the coast of Newfoundland in October, 1995. Radio conversation released by the Chief of Naval Operations on November 10, 1995. Americans: Please divert your course 15 degrees to the North to avoid a collision. Canadians: Recommend you […]...
14. Accepting Credit CardsDanny: Are you sure we should start accepting credit cards from our customers? We’ve always been a Cash-only business. Katy: I think we need to for the convenience of our customers. It won’t be as big a Nuisance as you think, with this new Cash register. Danny: The instructions say the Merchant has to swipe […]...
15. Abraham wants to upgrade his PC to Windows 95Abraham wants to upgrade his PC to Windows 95. Isaac is incredulous. ‘Pop,’ he says, ‘you can’t run Windows 95 on your old, slow 386. Everyone knows that you need at least a fast 486 with a minimum of 16 megs of memory in order to multitask effectively with Windows 95.’ But Abraham, the man […]...
16. Значение идиомы give up the ship[give up the ship] {v. phr.} To stop fighting and surrender; stoptrying or hoping to do something. “Don’t give up the ship, John,”said his father when John failed a test....
17. A customer sent an order to a distributorA customer sent an order to a distributor for a large amount of goods totaling a great deal of money. The distributor noticed that the previous bill hadn’t been paid. The collections manager left a voice-mail for them saying, “We can’t ship your new order until you pay for the last one.” The next day […]...
18. One year at halloween the governor was giving a costume partyOne year at halloween the governor was giving a costume party. All the gentry were there and as they arrived the doorman would announce what there characters were. When one couple arrived he announced “Mickey and Minnie Mouse”. As the next couple arrived he announced “Tarzan and Jane” and so on as each guest arrived. […]...
19. A Restaurant Drive-ThruI had a little time between appointments and stopped at a fast food restaurant to get some lunch. The idea was To save time by using the drive-thru, but it didn’t work out that way. Order-taker: Welcome to McDenny’s. May I take your order? Daniel: Yes. I’d like a Cheeseburger, an order of French fries, […]...
20. Перевод слова developmentDevelopment – развитие, рост Перевод слова Arrested development – замедленное развитие historical development – историческое развитие intellectual development – интеллектуальное, умственное развитие What are the latest Developments? Что новенького? We were waiting for the next Development. Мы ждали нового поворота событий. How can we improve our chances of career Development? Как мы можем улучшить наши […]...
21. Ordering fast foodThe following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the story is most likely strange, weird, surprising, or funny. One night, a few co-workers at the computer data centre where I work stayed late and we all started to get hungry. We decided to order in food by phone, but our […]...
22. Перевод слова identifyIdentify – опознавать, выявлять, устанавливать тождество Перевод слова To identify solutions to the issues – найти решения проблем to identify a person – установить личность какого-л. лица to identify oneself – назвать себя, предъявить удостоверение личности He left for a country which was not Identified. Он выехал в страну, которая не была названа. Our interests […]...
23. The History of Computer Development – История развития компьютераThe rapidly advancing field of electronics led to construction of the first general-purpose electronic computer in 1946 at the University of Pennsylvania. It was Electronic Numerical Integrator And Computer or ENIAC, the device contained 18,000 vacuum tubes and had a speed of several hundred multiplications per minute. Its program was wired into the processor and […]...
24. Перевод слова processProcess – процесс, течение; обрабатывать Перевод слова The evolutionary process – эволюционный процесс in process of time – с течением времени changes are in process – происходят изменения document-gathering process – процесс сбора документов to process data – обрабатывать данные Computers Process data. Компьютеры обрабатывают данные. Education is a gradual Process. Образование – это постепенный […]...
25. The Bologna process – Болонский процессIn 1999 Ministers of education from 29 European countries signed the declaration in the Italian city of Bologna. The purpose of the Bologna process is to create the European higher education area. As early as 1980s the programmes supporting exchanges and mobility of students were developed. The most famous has been the ERASMUS programme, a […]...
26. Перевод слова shipShip – судно, корабль; перевозить Перевод слова Merchant ship – торговое судно ship of war – военный корабль to ship goods by rail – перевозить груз по железной дороге All the people were Shipped. Все поднялись на борт. The Ship will unload tomorrow. Судно будет разгружаться завтра. It was among the first firms to Ship […]...
27. Перевод слова testTest – тест, испытание, проверка Перевод слова Nuclear tests – ядерные испытания strength test – испытание на прочность test in arithmetic – контрольная работа по арифметике a severe test of character – серьезное испытание характера He was put to Test. Его подвергли испытанию. How difficult was the Test? Насколько сложным был тест? He tubed every […]...
28. Значение идиомы at sea[at sea ] {adv.} or {adj. phr.} 1. On an ocean voyage; on a journey by ship. They had first met at sea. 2. Out on the ocean; away from land. By the second day the ship was well out at sea. Charles had visited a ship in dock, but he had never been on […]...
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30. Buying a Luxury CarNarin: This car is amazing. Daniel: I know. It has every Luxury option available. Narin: This Sumptuous interior is so comfortable. Daniel: You haven’t seen anything yet. It has a Climate control system for every seat and a Voice-activated entertainment system. It also has the best Navigation system money can buy. Let me turn this […]...
31. Buying Men’s ShirtsFrancesca: Hurry up! Come out of that Fitting room so I can see how the Dress shirt fits. Eddie: The first one didn’t fit at all. The Sleeves were too short and it was too Form fitting. I like my shirts to be On the roomy side. I’m trying on the second one. Francesca: Come […]...
32. Перевод идиомы more than meets the eye, значение выражения и пример использованияИдиома: more than meets the eye Перевод: что-либо, что сложнее, интереснее, любопытнее, чем кажется поначалу Пример: There must be more to him than meets the eye, or else why would she be interested in him? В нем должно быть что-то еще, чего мы не видим, почему еще она бы заинтересовалась им?...
33. Buying Men’s ShirtsFrancesca: Hurry up! Come out of that Fitting room so I can see how the Dress shirt fits. Eddie: The first one didn’t fit at all. The Sleeves were too short and it was too Form fitting. I like my shirts to be On the roomy side. I’m trying on the second one. Francesca: Come […]...
34. Значение идиомы order[order] See: APPLE-PIE-ORDER, CALL TO ORDER, IN ORDER, IN ORDER TO, IN SHORT ORDER, JUST WHAT THE DOCTOR ORDERED, MADE TO ORDER, OUT OFORDER, PUT ONE’S HOUSE IN ORDER or SET ONE’S HOUSE IN ORDER, SHORTORDER COOK, TO ORDER, WALKING PAPERS or WALKING ORDERS....
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36. A teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer wound up together at the Pearly GatesRecently a teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer wound up together at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter informed them that in order to get into Heaven, they would each have to answer one question. St. Peter addressed the teacher and asked, “What was the name of the ship that crashed into the iceberg? They […]...
37. Qualifying for HeavenRecently a teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer wound up together at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter informed them that in order to get into Heaven, they would each have to answer one question. St. Peter addressed the teacher and asked, “What was the name of the ship that crashed into the iceberg? They […]...
38. Retire Aged Personell EarlyTO ALL MCCCD EMPLOYEES FROM GOVERNING BORED DATE 22 APR 1986 1. As a result of the HAYZE mismanagement study, we must drastically cut most salaries and reduce our number of personnel. Under this plan, older employees will go on early retirement, thus permitting management to focus its abuse on younger employees who represent our […]...
39. Значение идиомы road test[road test] {n.} 1. A test to see if you can drive a car. Jimtook the road test and got his driver’s license last week. 2. A testto see if a car works all right on the road. Most new cars aregiven road tests before they are put on the market. After herepaired the car, […]...
40. ATM proceduresChase is very pleased to announce that we are installing new Drive-thru ATMs where customers will be able withdraw cash without leaving their vehicle. (Other accounts can also utilise this facility) Male and Female procedures have been tailored to best reflect the behaviors of those particular groupings. PROCEDURE FOR MALE CUSTOMERS: 1. Drive up to […]...