So my sister, a natural blond graduating from the University of North Carolina Law School, is job hunting. I suggested that since Microsoft is building up their legal team, she should send them a resume and become a southern blond Microsoft lawyer
— and be the butt of any joke on the internet.
Школьная жизнь на английском.
Проблемы окружающей среды на английском.
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So my sister, a natural blond