Sleeping on the job

Things To Say If You Get Caught Sleeping At Your Desk

15. «They told me at the blood bank this might happen.»

14. «This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in the last time management course you sent me to.»

13. «Whew! Guess I left the top off the liquid paper»

12. «I wasn’t sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm!»

11. «This is one of the seven habits of highly effective people!»

10. «I was testing the keyboard for drool resistance»

9. «Actually I’m doing a «Stress Level Elimination Exercise Plan» (SLEEP) I learned it at the last mandatory seminar you made me attend.

8. «I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work related stress.»

7. «Darn! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem.»

6. «The coffee machine is broken….»

5. «Someone must’ve put decaf in the wrong pot.»

4. «Boy, that cold medicine I took last night just won’t wear off!»

3. «Ah, the unique and unpredictable circadian rhythms of the workaholic!»

2. «I wasn’t sleeping, I was trying to pick up contact lens without hands.»

AND THE #1 BEST THING TO SAY IF YOU GET CAUGHT SLEEPING AT YOUR DESK:

«Amen»



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Sleeping on the job