Two guys get stuck on a desert island. They are soon caught by the natives and brought to a village and put before the cheif. He says to the first guy,»As punishment for tresspassing I give you a choice, death or Ru Ru».Not wanting to die he picks Ru Ru. He is then beaten and buggered to unconciousness right in front of his friend. The 2nd guywhen asks says «I’d rather die than suffer that «. The chief says «Great, death it is, death by Ru Ru»!!!
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