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Late one night, a mugger wearing a ski mask jumped

Late one night, a mugger wearing a ski mask jumped into the path of a well-dressed man and stuck a gun in his ribs. “Give me your money”, he demanded. Indignant, the affluent man replied, “Hey, watch it – I’m a United States Congressman!”

“In that case,” replied the mugger, “give me MY money.”


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