The Mortitian arrived at the Mortuary one morning

The Mortitian arrived at the Mortuary one morning and was aproached by his assistant. «Anything interesting happen over-night», asked the mortitian. «Yes», replied the assistant, «The most gorgeous 18 year-old blond came in last night. Dead of course» «What was the cause of death», enquired the mortition. «I’m not sure»,replied the assistant. «But she’s got a Prawn stuck up her cunt!» «Are you sure?», said the Mortitian. «Yes, come and have a look for yourself» ,said the assistant opening the body bag. The mortitian closely examined the beautifuly trimmed snatch. «That’s not a prawn you stupid wanker», he responded, «That’s her clitoris» «Are you sure?», said the assisitant, «‘Cuz it certainly tasted like a prawn».

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The Mortitian arrived at the Mortuary one morning