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One summer evening during a violent thunderstorm

One summer evening during a violent thunderstorm a mother was tucking her small boy into bed. She was about to turn off the light when he asked with a tremor in his voice, «Mommy, will you sleep with me tonight?» The mother smiled and gave him a reassuring hug. «I can’t dear,» she said. «I have to sleep in Daddy’s room.»

A long silence was broken at last by a shaken little voice saying, «The big sissy.»



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One summer evening during a violent thunderstorm