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The snack bar next door to an atom smasher was called «The Fission Chips.»

On April Fools Day, a mother put a fire cracker under the pancakes. She blew her stack.

A new chef from India was fired a week after starting the job. He keep favoring curry.

A couple of kids tried using pickles for a Ping-Pong game. They had the volley of the Dills.

The four food groups: Fast, Frozen, Instant, and Chocolate.

A friend got some vinegar in his ear, now he suffers from pickled hearing.

Overweight is something that just sort of snacks up on you.

Sign in restaurant window: «Eat now — Pay waiter.»

I thought you were trying to get into shape?
I am. The shape I’ve selected is a triangle.



Семейные отношения на английском языке.
School holidays топик по английскому.

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One liners about food