A farmer and his wife were laying in bed one night
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There was once a wide mouth frog
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Two men went to the desert for a vacation
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The Young Mans Big Mouth
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One night the Norse god Thor was feeling a bit horny
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ATM procedures
Chase is very pleased to announce that we are installing new Drive-thru ATMs where customers will be able withdraw cash without leaving their vehicle. (Other accounts can also utilise this facility) Male and Female
The first time in the gay bar
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Fidel dies and goes to heaven
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Thank you..thank you very much!
Father O’Mally has been preaching at his church in Ireland for so long, that he decides to take a vacation. He has never been married and he is curious as to what an American
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