A Pollock walks over the Red Light District in Amsterdam
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Ralph and Charlie where playing the ninth hole at
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First grade romance
An honest 7-year-old admitted calmly to her parents that Billy Brown had kissed her after class. “How did that happen?” gasped her mother. “It wasn’t easy,” admitted her daughter, “but three girls helped me
One day a guy and a girl were making out in the guy’s car
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Tribute to the Marines
A tribute to the United States Marine Corps and the reasons why they are superior to the many organizations of the world. . . * United States Marine Corps Birthday: 10 NOVEMBER 1775 *
The Diet
BREAKFAST 1/2 grapefruit 1 slice whole wheat toast 8 oz glass skim milk LUNCH 4 oz lean broiled chicken breast 1 cup steamed zucchini 1 Oreo cookie MID-AFTERNOON SNACK rest of the package of
The Hazards of Kicking the Cat
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One night, at the lodge of a hunting club
One night, at the lodge of a hunting club, two new members were being introduced to other members and shown around. The man leading them around said, “See that old man asleep in the
A few words of wisdom
“I have a great diet. You’re allowed to eat anything you want, but you must eat it with naked fat people.” – Ed Bluestone “Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is
New Lumberjack
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