I was walking down an alley last night
I was walking down an alley last night, when I heard, “Help! Help!” coming from behind a dumpster. Two thugs were trying to steal an old lady’s handbag, but she putting up a Hell of a fight and wouldn’t let go. I wondered if I should get involved, or keep walking and pretend I didn’t see anything… I finally decided that I should help. It didn’t take the three of us very long to get her handbag.
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