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Mullah Nasrudin, wisest man in Islam, entered England of a visit. “Do you have anything to declare?” asked the customs inspector. “No – sssssst, bzzz – nothing at all.” “How long do you plan to stay?” “Oh, about – ssssssssszzzzt, bzzz – about three weeks.” “By the way, where did you learn English?” “From the – bzzz, bzzz, sszzzzzzzzbzzz – radio.”


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  35. Перевод слова customs Customs – таможня Перевод слова Customs declaration – таможенная декларация customs evasion – уклонение от уплаты таможенных пошлин customs formalities – процедура таможенного контроля Customs officers validated our passports. Таможенники проверили наши паспорта. They cleared Customs. Они прошли таможенную очистку. We zipped through Customs in no time. Мы молнией прошли таможню. Также используется как мн. […]...
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