Mullah Nasrudin, wisest man in Islam, entered England of a visit. «Do you have anything to declare?» asked the customs inspector. «No — sssssst, bzzz — nothing at all.» «How long do you plan to stay?» «Oh, about — ssssssssszzzzt, bzzz — about three weeks.» «By the way, where did you learn English?» «From the — bzzz, bzzz, sszzzzzzzzbzzz — radio.»
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