A boy and a girl started quarreling after sitting half an hour with the «Animal world» book:
-Yes she can!
-No she can’t!
-Yes she can!
-No she can’t! Let’s go and ask granny!
-Grandma, can you have children?
-Oh no I can’t my dear!
-I’ve told u she’s a male!
Appearance my friend.
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