REASONS TO BE A CHEMIST
— All the coffee and pocket protectors you could want!
— Clark Kent style safety glasses
. — Exposure to all kinds of toxic and cancerous substances.
— The «opportunity» to deal with irate clients asking «where are my results?»
— Because it’s pHun 🙂
— Access to 100% pure ethanol
— Knowing how to completely dissolve the bodies of your enemies
— You never have to worry about what you’re doing on Friday night (You’re working in the lab)
— Permanent goggle marks cheaper than a tattoo.
— You wish to be blamed for all faults in the environment.
— ditto for cancer
— You are adept at poverty cooking
— You prefer to get your course credits the hard way
Составить диалог по английскому языку 6 класс.
21st 1926.
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