Good to be chemist

REASONS TO BE A CHEMIST

— All the coffee and pocket protectors you could want!

— Clark Kent style safety glasses

. — Exposure to all kinds of toxic and cancerous substances.

— The «opportunity» to deal with irate clients asking «where are my results?»

— Because it’s pHun 🙂

— Access to 100% pure ethanol

— Knowing how to completely dissolve the bodies of your enemies

— You never have to worry about what you’re doing on Friday night (You’re working in the lab)

— Permanent goggle marks cheaper than a tattoo.

— You wish to be blamed for all faults in the environment.

— ditto for cancer

— You are adept at poverty cooking

— You prefer to get your course credits the hard way



Составить диалог по английскому языку 6 класс.
21st 1926.


Good to be chemist