Good to be chemist
REASONS TO BE A CHEMIST
– All the coffee and pocket protectors you could want!
– Clark Kent style safety glasses
. – Exposure to all kinds of toxic and cancerous substances.
– The “opportunity” to deal with irate clients asking “where are my results?”
– Because it’s pHun 🙂
– Access to 100% pure ethanol
– Knowing how to completely dissolve the bodies of your enemies
– You never have to worry about what you’re doing on Friday night (You’re working in the lab)
– Permanent goggle marks cheaper than a tattoo.
– You wish to be blamed for all faults in the environment.
– ditto for cancer
– You are adept at poverty cooking
– You prefer to get your course credits the hard way
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