French guy in England
French guy went for a job interview In England. He was told that he must compose a sentence in English with three main words: green, pink and yellow. His answer was:
“I wake up in the morning, I hear the phone “green green”, I “pink” up the phone and I say “Yellow”
Юмор в том, что некоторые звуки в чужих языках мы не выговариваем.
pink – pick
yellow – hello
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