French guy went for a job interview In England. He was told that he must compose a sentence in English with three main words: green, pink and yellow. His answer was:
«I wake up in the morning, I hear the phone «green green», I «pink» up the phone and I say «Yellow»
Юмор в том, что некоторые звуки в чужих языках мы не выговариваем.
pink — pick
yellow — hello
Рассказ день который запомнился на английском.
Хиппи на английском текст.
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