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When a car skidded on wet pavement and struck a telephone pole, several bystanders ran over to help the driver. A women was the first to reach the victim, but a man rushed in and pushed her aside. ‘Step aside, lady,’ he barked. ‘I’ve taken a course in first-aid!’ The women watched for a few minutes, then tapped him on the shoulder. ‘Pardon me,’ she said. ‘But when you get to the part about calling a doctor, I’m right here.’



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