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Finally, a worthy pyramid scheme!

Finally, a worthy pyramid scheme! Simply send this e-mail to 9 of your mates…

INSTRUCTIONS

Anaesthetise your wife/girlfriend, put her in a large carton, (don’t forget some ventilation holes), and send it to the person who is at the top of your list. Soon, your name will be at the top of the list, and you will receive 823,542 women through the post.

Statistically, among those women, there will be at least: * 0.5 Miss Worlds, * 2.5 supermodels, * 463 wild nymphos, * 3,234 good-looking nymphos, * 20,198 who enjoy multiple orgasms, * and 40,198 bi-sexual women.

In total, that is 64,294 women who are simply hornier, less inhibited, and tastier than the miserable old cow you posted off. And, best of all, your original package is guaranteed not to be one of those that come back to you.

DO NOT BREAK THIS CHAIN LETTER!!!

One bloke for example who sent the letter to only 5 instead of 9 of his friends got his original bird back, still in the

old dressing gown he sent her off in, with the same old migraine attack, and the accusatorial expression on her face.

On the same day, the international supermodel he’d been living with since he sent off his old girlfriend moved out to live with his best friend (to whom he had not sent the chain letter).

While I am sending this letter, the bloke that is in 6th place above me has already received 837 women and is lying in hospital suffering from exhaustion. Outside his ward are 452 more packages.

YOU MUST BELIEVE THIS E-MAIL!!!

This is a unique opportunity to achieve a totally satisfying sex life. No expensive meals out, no lengthy conversations about trivialities (that only interest women) just so that you can bonk her.

No obligations, no grumpy mother-in-law, and no unpleasant surprises like marriage or engagement.

Do not hesitate… send this letter today to 9 of your best friends.

PS. – Even if you have no girlfriend, you can send your vacuum cleaner.

PPS. – This letter can also be copied to women you know so that they can prepare themselves for the great adventure that they may soon undertake.


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