Emery fixed himself a Scotch while waiting
Emery fixed himself a Scotch while waiting for Maria to get ready for their date. She came out of the shower wrapped in a bath towel and said, “I’m sorry I’m late but I was shopping and lost track of time. Would you like to see me in my new dress?”
“I would like nothing better.” said Emery.





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