Duties will be the same
As a result of an internal investigation, one of the Duty Officer’s stunning, blonde staffers was transferred to an obscure base in Utah.
The woman reported to her new Commanding Officer and handed him her orders. He glanced at them and said, “Well Private, your duties here will be pretty much the same as your last assignment.”
The girl sighed and said, “Yes Sir. I kind-of figured that. Will it be OK if I drape my uniform over this chair?”
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