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- Перевод слова commercial Commercial – коммерческий, торговый Перевод слова Commercial cargo – коммерческий груз commercial credit – коммерческий кредит commercial facilities – торговые предприятия The film was a huge Commercial success. Фильм имел огромный коммерческий успех. Commercial establishments remain closed today. Торговые заведения сегодня закрыты. Is the property or any part thereof used for Commercial activity? Используется ли […]...
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- Перевод слова elevator Elevator – лифт Перевод слова To operate an elevator – управлять лифтом to take an elevator – пользоваться лифтом down elevator – лифт вниз up elevator – лифт наверх We’ll have to take the Elevator. Нам придется воспользоваться лифтом. Wait for the Elevator to descend. Подождите лифт, чтобы спуститься. That old Elevator is a death […]...
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- Перевод слова sing Sing – петь Перевод слова To sing in a choir – петь в хоре to sing a ditty – петь песенку to sing an encore – петь на бис I heard the birds Sing. Я слышал, как поют птицы. Sing up, boys, I can’t hear you! Пойте громче, мальчики, я вас не слышу! He made […]...
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