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1. Перевод слова certificate Certificate – сертификат, свидетельство Перевод слова Marriage certificate – свидетельство о заключении брака money market certificate – сертификат валютного рынка phony certificate – поддельный сертификат to revoke certificate – лишать сертификата She has a Certificate in midwifery. У нее есть сертификация в области акушерства. He earned his teaching Certificate last year. Он заслужил преподавательский сертификат […]...
2. Перевод сленгового выражения asshole, значение и пример использования Сленговое выражение: asshole Сленговое выражение: asshole груб. Перевод: кто-либо, кто ведет себя напыщенно, показушно; осел, придурок, идиот Синоним: arsehole (BrE) Пример: What the hell are you doing, you asshole? Какого черта ты делаешь, дибил?...
3. Перевод слова complete Complete – полный, целый, законченный Перевод слова Complete set – полный комплект his work is now complete – его работа теперь завершена complete set of works – полное собрание сочинений complete silence – абсолютная тишина My life is a Complete mess. Моя жизнь – это полный беспорядок. His pride drove him to Complete the job. […]...
4. Abraham wants to upgrade his PC to Windows 95 Abraham wants to upgrade his PC to Windows 95. Isaac is incredulous. ‘Pop,’ he says, ‘you can’t run Windows 95 on your old, slow 386. Everyone knows that you need at least a fast 486 with a minimum of 16 megs of memory in order to multitask effectively with Windows 95.’ But Abraham, the man […]...
5. A defending attorney was cross examining a coroner A defending attorney was cross examining a coroner. The attorney asks, “Before you signed the death certificate had you taken the man’s pulse?” The coroner says, “No.” The attorney then asks, “Did you listen for a heart beat?” “No.” “So when you signed the death certificate you had not taken any steps to make sure […]...
6. From Boyfriend to Husband upgrade Dear Tech Support: Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed that the new program began making unexpected changes to the accounting modules, limiting access to flower and jewelry applications that had operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0. In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.9 but […]...
7. Перевод слова lifetime Lifetime – продолжительность жизни Перевод слова A lifetime guarantee – бессрочная гарантия warranty lifetime – гарантийный срок службы once in a lifetime – раз в жизни This is the chance of a Lifetime! Такой шанс выпадает раз в жизни! It would have taken me a Lifetime to read all those books. Мне потребовалась бы вся […]...
8. The external organs of a body were fighting over who should be boss The external organs of a body were fighting over who should be boss. The brain said, “I should be boss, since I control what the person thinks.” The hands said, “I should be boss because I do almost everything for the person.” The legs declared, “I shuld be boss since I carry the body and […]...
9. Перевод слова legend Legend – легенда, предание Перевод слова The legend of King Arthur – предание о короле Артуре famed in legends – легендарный, прославленный в легендах popular legend – народное сказание She is a true living Legend. Она – настоящая живая легенда. The reality is embroiled with fable and Legend. Реальность переплетается с мифом и легендой. He […]...
10. Значение идиомы half a mind [half a mind] also [half a notion] {n. phr.}, {informal} A wish orplan that you have not yet decided to act on; a thought of possiblydoing something. – Used after “have” or “with” and before “to” and aninfinitive. I have half a mind to stop studying and walk over tothe brook. Jerry went home with […]...
11. Значение идиомы mind [mind] See: CROSS ONE’S MIND or PASS THROUGH ONE’S MIND, GIVE APIECE OF ONE’S MIND, HALF A MIND, IN MIND, IN ONE’S MIND’S EYE, MAKEUP ONE’S MIND, NEVER MIND, ON ONE’S MIND, OUT OF ONE’S HEAD or OUT OFONE’S MIND, PUT IN MIND OF, READ ONE’S MIND....
12. Three religious truths There are three religious truths: 1. Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah. 2. Protestants do not recognize the Pope as the leader of the Christian faith. 3. Baptists do not recognize each other in the liquor store or at Hooters...
13. That was an insult A man came storming out of the courthouse ranting and raving; obviously really angry. He stomped accross the street and into the bar and flounced down on a stool muttering, “Asshole attorneys”. The man next to him recoiled in outrage saying “I want you to know I highly resent that remark”. “Why, are you an […]...
14. Перевод слова satisfaction Satisfaction – удовлетворение, удовольствие, радость Перевод слова A feeling of satisfaction – чувство удовлетворенности with satisfaction – с удовлетворением a source of satisfaction – источник радости It gave me a feeling of Satisfaction. Это принесло мне чувство удовлетворения. The work was done to my Satisfaction. То, как была выполнена эта работа, удовлетворило меня. A supreme […]...
15. There was a boy who worked in the produce section of the market There was a boy who worked in the produce section of the market. One day, a man came in and asked to buy half a head of lettuce. The boy told him that they only sold whole heads of lettuce, but the man replied that he did not need a whole head, but only a […]...
16. Who’s got my pen? A doctor walked into a bank. Preparing to endorse a check, he pulled a rectal thermometer out of his shirt pocket and tried to ‘write’ with it. Realizing his mistake, he looked at the thermometer with annoyance and said, “Well that’s great, just great… some asshole’s got my pen.”...
17. Значение идиомы neither rhyme nor reason [neither rhyme nor reason] {n. phr.} No emotional or intellectualsubstance. As far as I am concerned, his proposal makes no sense;it has neither rhyme nor reason....
18. Getting Political Support Helen: Okay, your schedule today is very busy. First, you’re meeting with a group of Constituents concerned about the environment. Then, you’re speaking to a group of factory workers. At noon, you’ll be having lunch with a group of High-power donors. Mikhail: When I Signed on as a candidate, I had no idea I’d have […]...
19. Importing and Exporting Goods Giselle: Good morning, Brian. This is Giselle calling from Intergroup in Kansas City. Brian: Hi, Giselle. How are you? Giselle: I’m great, thanks. Listen, the reason I’m calling is that I wanted To touch base with you about the new proposed Regulations. Have you had a chance to review them? Brian: We’ve only had time […]...
20. Значение идиомы to one’s heart’s content [to one’s heart’s content] {adv. phr.} To the extent of one’swishes; one’s complete satisfaction. There is a wonderful smallrestaurant nearby where you can eat to your heart’s content....
21. Значение идиомы as far as that goes [as far as that goes] or [as far as that is concerned] or [so far as that is concerned] also [so far as that goes] {adv. phr.} While we are talking about it; also; actually. You don’t have to worry about the girls. Mary can take care of herself, and as far as that goes, […]...
22. Buying Dinnerware Wendy: We need some new Dinnerware. Nearly all of our plates and bowls are Cracked or Chipped. Jason: All right, you do that. Wendy: Aren’t you going to help? Jason: I Trust your judgment. Whatever you like, I’ll like, too. Wendy: But I need your Input. For instance, this set has eight Place settings: eight […]...
23. Stupid people stories IDIOTS & RETAIL I was signing the receipt for my credit card purchase when the clerk noticed that I had never signed my name on the back of the credit card. She informed me that she could not complete the transaction unless the card was signed. When I asked why, she explained that it was […]...
24. Buying Dinnerware Wendy: We need some new Dinnerware. Nearly all of our plates and bowls are Cracked or Chipped. Jason: All right, you do that. Wendy: Aren’t you going to help? Jason: I Trust your judgment. Whatever you like, I’ll like, too. Wendy: But I need your Input. For instance, this set has eight Place settings: eight […]...
25. Перевод слова recognize Recognize – узнавать, осознавать, признавать Перевод слова To recognize smb.’s handwriting – узнать чей-л. почерк to recognize danger – сознавать опасность to be recognized – получить, заслужить признание I had to Recognize he was right. Мне пришлось признать, что он прав. I Recognized an old friend in him. В нем я узнал старого друга. We […]...
26. City & Guilds для нас – City & Guilds for us English is a worldwide language. Nowadays knowing of English is very important aspect to get a good job in Russia. Knowledge of English gives you additional chance to find a well-paid job in the time of crisis. But it`s impossible to know the quality of English without a special certificate. That`s why more and more […]...
27. Collection 10 Why don’t you go to the library and brush up on your ignorance? I hear you changed your mind! What did you do with the diaper? You have an inferiority complex – and it’s fully justified. You are not as bad as people say – you are worse! Do you have to leave so soon? […]...
28. Перевод слова reason Reason – причина, основание; мыслить, умозаключать Перевод слова The reason of eclipses – причина затмений for economy reasons – по соображениям экономии to spot the reason of the trouble – определить причину неполадок to reason from past experience – сделать выводы из опыта прошлого There is no Reason to panic. Нет никаких причин для паники. […]...
29. Перевод идиомы once in a lifetime, значение выражения и пример использования Идиома: once in a lifetime Перевод: что-либо, что происходит лишь один раз в жизни Пример: I felt that only once in a lifetime would I get a chance to see my favorite singer perform. Я считал, что лишь один раз в жизни у меня будет возможность увидеть исполнение моего любимого певца....
30. Значение идиомы missing link [missing link] n. 1. Something needed to complete a group; amissing part of a chain of things. A 1936 penny was the missinglink in John’s collection of pennies. The detective hunted for thefact that was the missing link in the case. 2. An unknown extinctanimal that was supposed to be a connection between man and […]...
31. Значение идиомы within reason [within reason] {adv.} or {adj. phr.} Within the limits of goodsense; in reasonable control or check; moderate. I want you to havea good time tonight, within reason. If Tom wants to go to thefair, he must keep his expenses within reason. Jean’s plans arequite within reason....
32. Перевод слова arise Arise – возникать, появляться Перевод слова To arise from the dead – восстать из мертвых to arise against oppression – восставать против насилия arise from – происходить arise from the premise – вытекать из предпосылки Doubts Arose in his mind. У него возникли сомнения. A new difficulty has Arisen. Возникло новое затруднение. A quarrel Arose. […]...
33. Who signed the Declaration of Independence? A Kentucky teacher was quizzing her students. “Johnny, who signed the Declaration of Independence?” He said, “Damn if I know.” She was a little put out by his swearing, so she told him to go home and to bring his father with him when he came back. Next day, the father came with his son, […]...
34. Значение идиомы half [half] See: GO HALVES, GO OFF HALF-COCKED also GO OFF AT HALF COCK, IN HALF, SIX OF ONE AND HALF-A-DOZEN OF THE OTHER, TIME AND A HALF, TOO-BY HALF....
35. Значение идиомы half-and-half [half-and-half ] {adj.} As much one thing as the other. Weasked the coach if more boys than girls were interested in debating, and he said it was about half-and-half. The show last night wasneither very good nor very poor – just half-and-half. Compare:FIFTY-FIFTY....
36. Значение идиомы in half [in half] {adv. phr.} 1. Into two equal parts. The ticket takerat the football game tore the tickets in half. Mother cut theapple in half so each child could have an equal share. Syn.: IN TWO.2. To half the size before; to one half as big. As a punishment, Father cut Bob’s allowance in half....
37. Shopping for Shoes Clerk: Can I help you find something? Alissa: Yes, I’m looking for some Dress shoes for work, something with a low Heel. Clerk: Have you tried this Brand? They make really comfortable shoes. This company makes several styles of dress shoes, including a Sandal, a low Boot, and a Loafer. These right here are Open […]...
38. Перевод идиомы recognize someone or something for what it / he / she is, значение выражения и пример использования Идиома: recognize someone or something for what it / he / she is Перевод: видеть и понимать, что кто-либо или что-либо из себя представляет Пример: Everyone was able to recognize our new principal for what he is. He is a very difficult person to work with. Все понимали, что собой представляет наш новый директор. С […]...
39. Значение идиомы as far as [as far as] or [so far as] {adv. phr.} 1. To the degree or amount that; according to what, how much, or how far. John did a good job as far as he went, but he did not finish it. So far as the weather is concerned, I do not think it matters. As far […]...
40. Picking up a Rental Car Ralph: I have a Reservation for a car. Clerk: What is the last name on the reservation? Ralph: It’s Furcal. Clerk: Just one moment. I have a reservation for Ralph Furcal, picking up today and returning on the 19th. Ralph: Yes, that’s right. I reserved an Economy car. Clerk: We do have an economy car […]...