Certificate of Upgrade to Complete Asshole

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1. Перевод слова certificateCertificate — сертификат, свидетельство Перевод слова Marriage certificate — свидетельство о заключении брака money market certificate — сертификат валютного рынка phony certificate — поддельный сертификат to revoke certificate — лишать сертификата She has a Certificate in midwifery. У нее есть сертификация в области акушерства. He earned his teaching Certificate last year. Он заслужил преподавательский сертификат ... Читать далее...
2. Перевод сленгового выражения asshole, значение и пример использованияСленговое выражение: asshole Сленговое выражение: asshole груб. Перевод: кто-либо, кто ведет себя напыщенно, показушно; осел, придурок, идиот Синоним: arsehole (BrE) Пример: What the hell are you doing, you asshole? Какого черта ты делаешь, дибил?...
3. Перевод слова completeComplete — полный, целый, законченный Перевод слова Complete set — полный комплект his work is now complete — его работа теперь завершена complete set of works — полное собрание сочинений complete silence — абсолютная тишина My life is a Complete mess. Моя жизнь — это полный беспорядок. His pride drove him to Complete the job. ... Читать далее...
4. Abraham wants to upgrade his PC to Windows 95Abraham wants to upgrade his PC to Windows 95. Isaac is incredulous. ‘Pop,’ he says, ‘you can’t run Windows 95 on your old, slow 386. Everyone knows that you need at least a fast 486 with a minimum of 16 megs of memory in order to multitask effectively with Windows 95.’ But Abraham, the man ... Читать далее...
5. English stereotype — Английский стереотипAs is known in Britain there exists the accepted code of behavior. This accepted code of behavior of the British people doesn’t allow the straightforward expression of what they think and feel. In contrast to Russians who prefer directness, British people tend to understate things. A conversation in English is full of hints, half tones ... Читать далее...
6. Перевод слова gainGain — добывать, зарабатывать, добиваться Перевод слова To gain influence — становиться влиятельным to gain recognition — добиться признания to gain one’s bread — зарабатывать на кусок хлеба No pains, no Gains. Не попотеешь — не заработаешь. You will Gain by reading these books. Тебе будет полезно прочитать эти книги. He Gains a hundred a ... Читать далее...
7. The external organs of a body were fighting over who should be bossThe external organs of a body were fighting over who should be boss. The brain said, «I should be boss, since I control what the person thinks.» The hands said, «I should be boss because I do almost everything for the person.» The legs declared, «I shuld be boss since I carry the body and ... Читать далее...
8. Перевод слова regardRegard — забота, внимание; рассматривать, считать, иметь отношение; уважать Перевод слова An object of regard — объект внимания they regard him as a hero — они считают его героем they regard it as a crime — они расценивают это как преступление it does not regard me — это меня не касается I Regard it as ... Читать далее...
9. Перевод слова recognitionRecognition — признание, узнавание, осознание Перевод слова To escape recognition — остаться неузнанным recognition of danger — осознание опасности in recognition of your services — в знак признания ваших заслуг The town centre had changed beyond all Recognition. Центр города изменился до неузнаваемости. She passed close by me without a sign of Recognition. Она прошла ... Читать далее...
10. Collection 16At least you are not obnoxious like so many other people — you are obnoxious in a different and worse way! You have a lot of well-wishers. They would all like to throw you down one. You remind me of Moses. Every time you open your mouth, the bull rushes. They say that travel broadens ... Читать далее...
11. Перевод слова attitudeAttitude — позиция, отношение Перевод слова Attitude of mind — склад ума conscientious attitude — сознательное отношение lukewarm attitude — равнодушное отноше You need to change your bad Attitude. Вы должны изменить свое плохое отношение. His Attitude towards women really scares me. Его отношение к женщинам меня действительно пугает. His Attitude was forbidding. Он держал ... Читать далее...
12. Значение идиомы in reference to[in reference to] or [with reference to] or [in regard to ] or[with regard to] {prep.} In connection with; from the standpoint of;concerning; regarding; about. I am writing with reference to yourlast letter. He spoke in reference to the Boy Scouts. I spoketo him with regard to his low marks. In regard to the testtomorrow, ... Читать далее...
13. Значение идиомы rub up to[rub up to] {v. phr.} To do nice things for one; flatter a person;gain attention or rewards. Mona has the ability to rub up to theright kinds of people, so it’s no wonder she is so popular at herwork....
14. That was an insultA man came storming out of the courthouse ranting and raving; obviously really angry. He stomped accross the street and into the bar and flounced down on a stool muttering, «Asshole attorneys». The man next to him recoiled in outrage saying «I want you to know I highly resent that remark». «Why, are you an ... Читать далее...
15. Перевод сленгового выражения piss off, значение и пример использованияСленговое выражение: piss off Сленговое выражение: piss off Груб. Перевод: уходить, убираться, проваливать Пример: Piss off and stop bothering me! Проваливай, хватит мне мешать!...
16. A sailor and a marine are taking a pissA sailor and a marine are taking a piss at a public restroom. The marine finishes first and washes his hands. The sailor just walks to the exit. So the marine says to him: hey, in the marines they teach us to wash our hands after taking a piss. The sailor says: yeah well, in ... Читать далее...
17. From Boyfriend to Husband upgradeDear Tech Support: Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed that the new program began making unexpected changes to the accounting modules, limiting access to flower and jewelry applications that had operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0. In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.9 but ... Читать далее...
18. TarantinoThis guy comes into a bar walks to the bartender and says» Bartender, I got a bet for you. I’ll bet you $300 that I can piss into that glass over there and not spill a drop.» The bartender looks at the glass. It’s 3 meters away. He says……»You’re telling me you’ll bet me $300 ... Читать далее...
19. Collection 11You used to be arrogant and obnoxious. Now you are just the opposite. You are obnoxious and arrogant. You are down to earth, but not quite far down enough. If you were twice as smart, you’d still be stupid. I know you are nobody’s fool, but maybe someone will adopt you. You were the answer ... Читать далее...
20. Maintaining Internet PrivacyLorenzo: I wouldn’t Post all of those photos on Social media sites. Pamela: Why not? Only my friends and family are going to see them. Lorenzo: I wouldn’t be so sure. And I wouldn’t post all of that Personal data either or Divulge personal information. You don’t know who may Gain access to your page. ... Читать далее...
21. Перевод идиомы with regard to / in regard to / as regards / with respect to / in respect of, значение выражения и пример использованияИдиома: with regard to / in regard to / as regards / with respect to / in respect of Перевод: что касается (чего-либо), в отношении (чего-либо), по поводу (чего-либо) Пример: With regard to Bill, I think he is working too much. Что касается Билла, то, мне кажется, что он слишком много работает. What shall we ... Читать далее...
22. Перевод слова personalPersonal — личный, персональный Перевод слова Personal opinion — личное мнение personal needs — личные потребности to become personal — переходить на личности personal charm — личное обаяние personal computer — персональный компьютер She hired a Personal trainer. Она наняла личного тренера. He quit for Personal reasons. Он уволился по личным причинам. Don’t pry into ... Читать далее...
23. Politically correct seasons greetingsPOLITICALLY CORRECT SEASONS GREETINGS Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, our best wishes For an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral, celebration of the northern hemisphere summer solstice, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practice of your choice, with respect for ... Читать далее...
24. Перевод слова abilityAbility — способность, возможность Перевод слова A man of ability — способный, квалифицированный человек ability to adapt — способность к адаптации ability to hear — способность слышать He lost the Ability to reason. Он потерял способность трезво мыслить. The success attests his Ability. Подобный успех свидетельствует, что у этого человека талант. The test measures verbal ... Читать далее...
25. Значение идиомы piss off[piss off] {v.}, {slang}, {vulgar}, {avoidable} To bother; annoy;irritate. You really piss me off when you talk like that. -[pissed off] {adj.} Why act so pissed off just because I made apass at you?...
26. Перевод слова totalTotal — общий, итог, сумма; абсолютный, полный Перевод слова The total number of persons — общее число людей the grand total — общий итог total absurdity — абсолютная нелепость total disappearance — полное исчезновение The car was a Total wreck. Автомобиль был полностью разбит. The jobless Total is around 4 million. Общее количество безработных — ... Читать далее...
27. Значение идиомы sum total[sum total] {n.} The final amount; everything taken together;total. The sum total of expenses for the trip was $450. Tenyears was the sum total of John’s education....
28. Значение идиомы fill out[fill out] {v.} 1. To put in what is missing; complete; finish;{especially}, to complete by writing the missing facts in the blank spaces; to write down factswhich are asked for in After Tom passedhis driving test he filled out an application for his driver’slicense. The policeman filled out a report of the accident. 2. Tobecome ... Читать далее...
29. So this Mexican dude was taking a piss on the side of a buildingSo this Mexican dude was taking a piss on the side of a building and this white dude sees him. After the Mexican is done the white guy asks him, «How come you Mexicans don’t wash your hands after you pee?» And the Mexican guy replies, «Because we Mexicans don’t piss in our hands»...
30. Характер/ CharacterНа английском языке Перевод на русский язык Character Характер Character is a set of personal traits that help someone to live, love, chose, decide, communicate and even survive. The word “character” has a Greek origin and means a sign or distinguishing feature. It defines the features of behavior of a certain person and influences his ... Читать далее...
31. Showing ImmaturityRomero: Are you going to tell Amber that she can’t have Saturday Off of work or should I? Alice: You’d better tell her. I don’t think she’s going To take it well. Romero: I’ll do it, but I’m not looking forward to it. She can be really Immature when she doesn’t get what she wants. ... Читать далее...
32. Educational system in Russia — Система образования в РоссииRussian education system was originally inherited from the Soviet Union without any significant changes. In the Soviet Union, education of all levels was free for anybody who could pass entrance exams; students were provided with small scholarships and free housing. It has produced nearly 100 % literacy. In the Soviet Union institutions were funded entirely ... Читать далее...
33. Do the crime serve the timeDo the crime serve the time mean that if you commit a crime you should expect to be punished. Firstly what does crime mean? As Wikipedia says Crime is the breaking of rules or laws for which some government can ultimately prescribe a conviction. Each country in the world has some social problems which need ... Читать далее...
34. A defending attorney was cross examining a coronerA defending attorney was cross examining a coroner. The attorney asks, «Before you signed the death certificate had you taken the man’s pulse?» The coroner says, «No.» The attorney then asks, «Did you listen for a heart beat?» «No.» «So when you signed the death certificate you had not taken any steps to make sure ... Читать далее...
35. Значение идиомы devil-may-care attitude[devil-may-care attitude] {n. phr.} An attitude of no concern for financial or other loss. «Easy come, easy go,» John said in a devil-may-care attitude when he lost all of his money during a poker game....
36. More neighborhood jokesThey had a ‘witchy’ old lady next door that was constantly complaining about everything and everyone in the neighborhood. After one really good round about kids and pets messing up her spotless front yard, my buddies planned what turned out to be a better joke than they originally thought. Juvenile as we all were, they ... Читать далее...
37. Значение идиомы lump sum[lump sum] {n.} The complete amount; a total agreed upon and to bepaid at one time. The case was settled out of court with theplaintiff receiving a lump sum of half a million dollars for damages....
38. Giving Awards and CongratulationsPart of my job as school principal is to hand out Awards and Scholarships to students. We recently had a Ceremony To do just that. _________ Principal: Miguel, I want To commend you for your work this year and Congratulate you for winning the science award. It is Well deserved. The Recipient of this year’s ... Читать далее...
39. Generation GapOld people are always saying that the young are not what they were. The same comment is made from generation to generation and is always true; it has never been truer than it is today. These days, grown-ups describe children as «difficult», «rude», «wild» and «irresponsible». Only some people say that they will grow up ... Читать далее...
40. Значение идиомы play up to[play up to] {v. phr.}. {slang} 1. To try to gain the favor of, especially for selfish reasons; act to win the approval of; try toplease. He played up to the boss. 2. To use to gain anend; to attend to. He played up to the old lady’svanity to get her support....