Buying a Jacket or Coat

Michael: Mom, I don’t need a new coat. I like my old Trench coat. It’s comfortable, and I can use it as a Raincoat and an Overcoat. So what do I need a new coat for?

Lisa: If you’re going to visit your aunt in Maine, you’ll need something warmer than a trench coat. This Parka is nice.

Michael: I’m not wearing a parka. If I’m not warm enough, I’ll wear my Denim jacket under my trench coat.

Lisa: That’s ridiculous. You can’t wear a jacket and a coat each time you go outside. Look, this Down coat will keep you nice and warm. It has a high Collar, a Hood, and thick Cuffs, and it’s very Roomy so you’ll be very comfortable in it.

Michael: It’s too long. I don’t need a Knee-length coat.

Lisa: Yes, you do. You’ve never been in really cold weather and when you get there, you’ll be thankful to have something so warm. Now, we also need to buy you a Blazer.

Michael: A blazer? What for?

Lisa: Your aunt is probably going to take you to some nice places and I don’t want you to look like a Bum. See? This one is nice and Fitted.

Michael: It’s Trimmed with flowers!

Lisa: Those aren’t flowers. They’re Paisleys. You’ll look very nice in it.

Michael: Please, Mom, don’t make me wear that. I’m Begging you.

Lisa: You’ll look like a nice young man in this coat and blazer.

Michael: I’ll be the Laughing stock of the entire State of Maine.

Lisa: No you won’t. Now, we need to buy you some new underwear.

Michael: Mom! Shhh! Not so loud. This is So embarrassing!


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