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Being Clear or Confusing

Laurent: So I’m Confused. Who’s David again?

Bethany: David is my roommate’s friend’s brother. Haven’t you been listening?

Laurent: I have, but how am I supposed To keep all of these people straight? Your stories are always so Convoluted, with too many Twists and turns. Why don’t you try telling a Straightforward story For once?

Bethany: My stories are only confusing for people who don’t pay attention or who can’t deal with Complexity.

Laurent: Complexity? Is that what you call Going off on tangents and including completely Irrelevant information? Half the time the end of the story Contradicts the beginning!

Bethany: You just don’t appreciate Intricate plots. My stories are Crystal clear to anyone who pays attention. Good stories have lots of Detail. Just ask Shakespeare.

Laurent: Talk about Delusions of grandeur! When you start comparing yourself to Shakespeare, it’s time for you To seek professional help!



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